Sunday, July 16, 2006

Quote of the Day


As read in the manual to my new respirator (as if I had an old one):

!WARNING!
"This respirator provides LIMITED protection. It may help reduce exposure to airborne biological agents, including avian (bird) flu virus, other types of influenza, SARS, or other bacterial or viral biological agents, but will not eliminate the risk of exposure, infection, illness, or death."

Protection against SARS? Even "limited" protection? I just bought the thing because of all the lead and asbestos that I'm going to have to secretly smuggle out of here. I may now have to wear it at all times. Especially to work . . . and on dates.

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