They'll shrink back, won't they?

Just a tip . . . when at the mall, you probably shouldn't be lured into a "free" lipstick redo by the transexual that works at Bath and Body Works. It will seem like a good idea, but trust me . . . you'll end up looking like a Vegas showgirl, except up-close. And after you try to fix it in the restroom, you'll just look like you were punched in the mouth.

And don't be seduced by the "lip enhancers" either . . . again, bigger lips seem like a good idea, until you're standing in the ill lit restroom thinking "Clown lips" while looking at your own reflection. Plus I don't think you're supposed to willingly put stuff on your lips that "tingles" and burns.