Correction No.942

Mr. Crabbypants called. He left a very long message. I was asleep on the couch when he called.

He wants everyone to know that he NEVER said that The Polish Market had yogurt in glass jars. He simply said that they had European style yogurt. "And then your brother said, 'ooooh, like the kind in glass jars?' and then you people talked about that." So what he said and what I heard was different, according to him.

And Mr. Crabbypants would like to express his frustration at "being constantly misquoted" in my blog. The management could like to extend our sincerest apologies to Mr. Crabbypants and would like to say that it will never happen again . . . but the management would like to also maintain it's integrity. So it will probably happen again. Sometimes for artistic license. Sometimes, because, as he, himself, pointed out, I just hear what I want to hear.

Mr. Crabbypants should feel free to click the "comment" word and may file complaints in writing should he become concerned. This would avoid blogs being written about his complaints. Instead there would just be a "comment stream", which no one reads, really.

So for the record: Mr. Crabbypants said there was European style yogurt at the Market. He did not promise glass jars. I was horribly mistaken and he was misquoted.

Hopefully this will avoid any legal proceedings, disowning, or continued voice mail correction.

No really. Sorry Dad.