Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Description of my Dysfunctionalness

"So let me get this straight . . . you're like . . . you're too far away, come closer . . . no wait, you're too close . . . now you're too far away . . . no, too close . . . nope, too far . . . "

Even though the poor guy is standing still . . . metaphorically at least?

Yup, that's pretty much it. Ack, too close . . . but wait, no, too far. I'm going to start carrying a paper bag in my purse, for all the hyperventilation.

Better than some things I could carry, I guess.

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