Actually seen on the white board in the English/Social Studies office:
1. Will you be the ellipsis in my parenthesis?
2. Don't dangle your participial at me, it makes me hot!
3. You are the direct object of my affection
4. Can I preposition you?
5. Is that an exclamation point or are you just happy to see me?
6. So, do you conjugate here often?
7. You are the subject of my fantasy.
8. Can Harbor your Pearl? (okay, that's from the Social Studies one from this week)
9. I'll be your Sacco if you'll be my Vanzetti.
10. I can pre-amble all night.
And the credit should go to the English/Social Studies teachers . . . not me.
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That is sooooo inappropriate ;)
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