"I have yogurt and cereal and pop tarts, if you want any breakfast . . ."
"What I'd really like is some IHOP. Do you have IHOPs here?"
"I can make you an omelette."
(make squishy face) "Aayucka!" (I hate eggs . . . and my sister has known me for 27 years and has never seen me eat an egg)
"Well, I don't have an IHOP in my kitchen."
"No, Mere . . . I meant do you have IHOPs in this town?"
"Oh, yeah, it's on Westnedge."
"Mere . . . well . . . she doesn't leave the house much." says my mother.
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2 comments:
The show, "brothers and sisters" does use us as one of their idea factories, don't they?
Unfortunately, we do not get paid for this . . . if I could just catch them taping us.
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