Hat Update

Sister of Princess: "She made you a hat?"
Princess: "Yeah, she made me a pink one . . . I've worn it twice. It makes my head look fat."
Me: "It makes your head look fat?"
S of P: "Go get the hat, I'll wear it."
"It's in the basement . . . somewhere . . . "
"It's been banished to the basement?"
"Well, I wore it twice."

So much for the guilt working. Banished to the basement.

"It's not banished to the basement."
"Go get the hat, I want to see the hat."
"Fine. I'll show you how it makes my head look fat."

Princess goes to basement, comes up with hat on.

"See, my head looks fat."

I put hat on . . .

"See. Emily's head doesn't look fat."
"That's because she's wearing it differently. You have it to your eyes. She's wearing it back on her head."
Princess puts on hat.
"Yeah, that's better."
"But there's so much forehead."
"Okay, gimme the hat. (hat is thrown) Here is choice A (back of head) . . . and here is choice B (how you wear the hat)."
"B is definitely better."
"Well, I'm sorry that I'm not positioning the hat correctly. You still look like a cat burglar."
"A cat burglar in a fuzzy pink hat?"
"Well . . . a friendly cat burglar then."