Saturday, June 23, 2007

Quotes from Last Evening

(sigh) "So it looks like a wig?"
"Um. No. But it doesn't look like you. At all."
"So it looks like a wig?"
"Well. It looks like a wig on you . . . but it's all one color. You never have hair that's all one color."
(sigh) "So it looks like a wig?"
"I just don't think I've seen you with such normal hair . . . "

AND . . .

Drunk blonde teenager at 7-Eleven, 2:34 a.m.:
"Whoa. Your hair is BLUE."

2 comments:

hud said...

"Son, that's *Grover* blue to you..."

Anonymous said...

I agree with all of the things quoted except for the use of the word normal. I may have used that but it seems more likely that I would say regular. I try to avoid making judgements :) At least ones that could be related to one's psychological state.

P.S. You need nicer friends.