I have developed an allergy to other people. I suppose if I notified someone, they could give me medication or shots, or something.
I'm done with their defenses and their silliness and their talking on their cell phones too loudly in public.
I have become a Miss Crabbypants.
And if you call me, the message will inform you that I have developed an allergy to people and cannot come to the phone. Just leave a message. I'll take a Claritin and get back to you as soon as it kicks in.
Someone told me that my hair looks "very Joan Jett" . . .
Yep, allergic to people. Giving me hives. And a headache.
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Already have one of those . . . from high school. Keep it in a bin in my attic.
Nice to "know" someone who can make a coherent Joan Jett joke though.
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