Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Buy Stock in MAC

The muppet hair is gone. It is now straight black. And SHORT. Really, really short. So I will have no problem with the picking up of girls . . . it will be worse than before. But considering my feelings about men in general at this point, maybe I should think about enjoying more the company of women. Except that I don't like women either . . .

Maybe I should avoid people altogether.

However, to compensate for the now super-duper short dyke hair, I went out and bought a bunch of makeup. Figured it would either help, or at the very least, confuse everyone thoroughly.

Pictures later . . . when I put all the makeup on.

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